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PostSubject: Dumb jokes.   Dumb jokes. Icon_minitimeSun Apr 26, 2009 2:47 pm

I did not make any of these up, but I thought they were funny enough to post on the forum!


If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

Can you cry under water?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.




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PostSubject: Re: Dumb jokes.   Dumb jokes. Icon_minitimeSun Apr 26, 2009 2:53 pm

o.o


wOW THATS SO MUCH ITs like running out of the screen xD
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb jokes.   Dumb jokes. Icon_minitimeSun Apr 26, 2009 2:58 pm

lol thats alot to read.... :p
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PostSubject: ^^v   Dumb jokes. Icon_minitimeSun Apr 26, 2009 5:40 pm

Im Not Good At Jokes At ALL
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb jokes.   Dumb jokes. Icon_minitimeMon Apr 27, 2009 2:44 am

SmellyFish_BoneFish wrote:
Im Not Good At Jokes At ALL


You cant be tht bad :]

I think im pretty bad myself Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb jokes.   Dumb jokes. Icon_minitimeMon Apr 27, 2009 11:56 am

energy wrote:
TatiHearts wrote:
SmellyFish_BoneFish wrote:
Im Not Good At Jokes At ALL


You cant be tht bad :]

I think im pretty bad myself Razz

Lol. i kno. but everyone's bad and good xD

i kinda agree with u :p
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb jokes.   Dumb jokes. Icon_minitimeMon Apr 27, 2009 12:16 pm

Thts true we all have our humor moments...
Then those really embarrasing moments..
where u say a joke and no one laughs...
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb jokes.   Dumb jokes. Icon_minitimeThu May 07, 2009 11:44 am

LOL Those are awesome MaggiROCKS

I love them. lol!

I wish I had a funny joke, but I don't.
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