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PostSubject: One Liners.   Fri May 08, 2009 8:35 am

HERe WE GO! Here are some of my fave!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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PostSubject: Re: One Liners.   Sat May 09, 2009 1:05 am

LOL
Niice !!!

btw, are you okay? D:>
did it hurt?

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PostSubject: Re: One Liners.   Sat May 09, 2009 1:10 am

When I fell from heaven? No. I had a parachute, don't worry.

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PostSubject: Re: One Liners.   Sat May 09, 2009 1:41 am

Ur so hott.
do me
Do me justice <:']

LOL <3

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PostSubject: Re: One Liners.   Sat May 09, 2009 2:07 am

Lol, OK! Getting a little too personal here.

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PostSubject: Re: One Liners.   Sat May 09, 2009 2:11 am

>_>
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Srry! D:>

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